INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE who are simultaneously GIANT DORKS are my ULTIMATE WEAKNESS
(via block)
Goth Weeb, P.I.
Seriously.
internal struggle
I am a shadow, the true self.
I am thou, thou art I.
There was never a snake in your boot…you just wanted something interesting to talk about. You’re so positively bored with your life. The truth is…you hate being Andy’s toy….
No… stop saying that… You’re not me!
(Source: zackfinfrock, via ruinedchildhood)
Me with a poster of one of my favorite people, Mx. Justin Vivian Bond, since I just got tickets to see v’s show ‘Mx.America’ and both v and I are nonbinary cuties! 💖💖💖
your early 20s is super weird because i know a girl who works for the UN and knows classified america secrets but i also know a dude whos middle name on facebook is ‘kush’
(via darthdaae)
true space facts
if u look up there it is
(via bubblexscum)
Lmao in one of his ads trump says “some people say the American Dream is dead, I don’t disagree with them. it is dead. but we’re going to make it bigger and better and stronger”
but Donald. it’s dead
(via clamperls)
interviewer: thanks you for speaking with us, Ted
ted cruz: No problem!
interviewer *really fast*: SerialKillerSaysWhat
ted cruz: what?
campaign manager: *screams*
(via sealpremacy)
Me
(Source: kardashy, via born-into-debt)
Ten seconds of thought could have prevented a year’s worth of damage control. – Michael Lipsey
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things I have in common with ben wyatt
1. human disaster
2. resigning in disgrace