i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
But god brought him back. How many witches did god bring back?
[southerner voice] I do declare!
if ur from the south you say this. no exceptions
what are they declaring
hopefully not secession because that didn’t turn out so well last time
Hey you should all watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer. And then you should yell at me for making you watch it because it will rip your heart out of your chest, stomp on it, put it through a shredder, and chop it into little pieces only to put it back in your chest with a half hearted apology leaving you with a chest full of pain. But trust me, you should watch the show.
have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”
Another friend is pregnant
There is something in the water. I am only drinking tea for a while then
I have some alarming news for you in regard to one of the main ingredients in tea.